||[Dec. 27th, 2016|08:03 pm]
Another update? With only a few weeks since my last one? INSANITY.
ALSO IMPORTANT CORRECTION! I said that the son born in the last entry was named Cashew. I don't know why, I think because as he got older he resembled a sim in a different hood that is named Cashew. But his real name is Marmalade.
I was all prepared to be annoyed at Ada for stuffing her face like a lazy muffin but
She realized that there are leftovers in the fridge and that I have a hack that lets her pull them out autonomously.
But seriously Maxis, why can't sims get leftovers autonomously?? Especially kids?? Because I think this hack as great as it is, still doesn't let kids pull out leftovers.
I like to have at least 3 possible heirs so Crimson is pregnant again. Thankfully, Ada is not.
Although if they keep this shit up, that could change.
This is Beckham. He's a stray cat they adopted. However, there is no record of that happening because I'm terrible at taking pictures of things you'll just have to take my word for it.
Aaaand little Marigold grows up. Like this.
Oh man, she grew up well, she glitched while growing up, AND she grew up into the glitchy ass pajamas that I've known are glitchy for months but haven't gotten around to deleting them yet. Kid's a winner.
This is probably the only time this will happen this legacy.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. But also almost a complete facial clone of Ada, which puts her out of the heir running.
She is also a nerd who likes to read like her moms.
Obligatory pop! picture
Marmalade is already doing better than Marigold was as an infant. I mean, Ada has actually acknowledged his existence!
Well Ada, maybe you should have changed him instead of feeding him 3 bottles in a row. I take back what I said about Marmalade being better off as an infant than Marigold was.
So far Marmalade has been a pretty chill kid.
Although I don't know who this stranger bitch that's refusing to play catch with her is.
I guess it doesn't matter, because here is Marmalade's birthday!!
Not getting off to a very great start here...
Ok yeah, his life definitely sucks. And while all this was happening I didn't even get a chance to change his clothes or get a clear shot of his face!!
And I guess nothing of note happened for an entire fucking day, because this was the next picture in my screenshots folder lol
Just one! A girl, Tangerine.
Marigold is awesome. So awesome that she never burns her muffins.(also notice poor Tangerine lying on the cold kitchen floor)
I have no words
Awww he has Crimson's elf ears! Everything else is Ada though.
The only reason I posted this is because I think the outfit she has to go to work in is hilarious.
But it got her a promotion???
Not only can Marigold cook unburnt muffins (which is honestly a huge achievement for my sim kids), but she's fearless and plays fetch with wolves.
OMG THEY'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THERE YOU PUT THAT THE FUCK DOWN.
Anyways, here is Tangerine. SHE'S NOT A CLONE. That pretty much cements her for heir.
And finally a much better picture of Marmalade.
Their gnome was stolen, but don't worry, Marigold went and stole it back.
Then the gnome thief returned and helped herself to some cake. WTF.
Oh. I see. The cake was a ruse for her to steal the gnome AGAIN.
Luckily we have the batbox (she is getting struck by lightning in this picture but you can't tell so on first glance I thought she was a zombie. Which means perhaps I will turn future theives into zombies)
We also have Marigold, who will bravely go steal back the gnome!
And I guess we also have Marmalade, who is a fucking annoying brat.
Marigold learns how to homework
While Ada still hasn't figured out that if a toddler is stinky, you give them a bath.
Are you getting sick of birthdays in this update yet? Don't worry, this is the 2nd to last one. I think.
Welp. No surprise there.
He looks stoned, but he is an Ada clone. Trust me.
Man A+ parenting right there.
Ok why does the toddler also look stoned??
Random teen townie came by to clean their bathtub. That was nice I suppose.
He was an annoying brat as a toddler and now he's an annoying brat as a child.
Wait wait wait. Where did you come from? Who let you in? Do we know you???
I DIDN'T SANCTION THIS WTF ADA
Crimson arrived home RIGHT THEN and I was sure there was about to be some drama.
There was none. I was so disappointed.
Then I realized that I had jealousy set to 0. I like to set it at the Maxis default level because it makes for hilarious gameplay.
But since I can't control Ada, I couldn't make the drama happen on my own D:
But hold up, wait! It's ANOTHER BIRTHDAY. And I lied. THIS is the 2nd to last birthday of the update.
She grew up poorly lmao
BUT GOSH SHE SURE IS PRETTY
They get along and it makes me sad :(
Marigold will be a teen soon so I used her childhood command to make her do her homework.
How did that good grade happen?? You've only done homework once.
And little miss perfect grows up well yet again. No glitches this time though.
OOOOOOOOOH look who's back!! Also on that balcony up there Crimson is on the exercise bike. She can totally see you both, maybe you should flirt!!
They did but they went inside :(
LMAO WHOOPS. I love how Dina gets all mad about ~cheating~ but like girl...you had to have known Ada was married.
Aaaaand this picture of Beckham relaxing shall conclude this update.
ISBI STAT TIME (they sadly didn't change!!)
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0