||[Dec. 9th, 2016|01:52 am]
Oh my god hello again, I'm on a roll today!
I love ISBIs so I started one. It's also a rainbowacy because why the fuck not. I'll be going through the colors of the rainbow, excluding indigo because my colorblind ass is NOT about to try and figure that shit out, but adding pink and probably black and white. All kids born to whatever color generation will have names that have to do with that color, the house will be decorated in that color, and when I can be bothered the sims will be dressed in that color.
Here is our brave founder, Crimson Fruitbat! She was originally going to be a townie for Sparkle Bay but I liked her so much that she got to be the "lucky" founder of my ISBI. Which does not take place in Sparkle Bay, but in a new hood I made named Gossamer.
LTW and aspiration. Her secondary is family.
Personality. I always end up starting my legacies with mean sims.
I immediately sent her out to find a spouse. If the community lots all look familiar, it's because I was too lazy to download different ones to use in Gossamer.
ANYWAYS apparently this hot lady is just not her thing. No taste tbh.
She didn't like this immaculately coiffed dude either.
Then I took a look at her randomly rolled turn ons and off. Oh well this should be FUN.
No other reason other than she's so pretty :D :D :D
Scoping the room was a failure but...
Good old Sparkle Tits showed up long enough for Crimson to introduce herself and for me to forget this happened and never have Crimson call her.
The grocery store was a bust so we tried a cafe next!
OH SHE LIKED SOMEONE.
Unfortunately, Royce then sat down to eat and I couldn't get them to interact. Then I remembered why I don't spouse hunt at restaurants.
She was starving so she ordered some food that never actually showed up.
And then went and did this at this guy's table for like an hour. I think it's time to go.
The ice cream parlour was the next stop!
She liked this lady whose face you cannot see. Her name is Ada.
Royce was there too but he was a bit preoccupied...
Lmao ok sure, you totally have enough for that florist's bench.
After a lot of phone stalking, she got her relationship with Ada up high enough for her to accept an invitation to come over.
And also high enough to do this I guess
Cool story Ada
One caress later and she's ready to move in!
Generation red makeover~
Everything is very very red. Also, I cheated and didn't have her start in a shack. She's living in one of the Almassy legacy houses but I bought the cheapest furniture and appliances and there's no deco.
I don't waste time getting my legacies started lol. Besides, they decided to try for baby the first time they woohooed so Crimson is already pregnant.
And has already popped I guess seeing as those are not her normal PJs
A. Your wife just made food.
B. You are IN THE KITCHEN WHERE THE FOOD LIVES
Oh yes that's a brilliant fucking solution.
Per ISBI rules I haven't looked at Ada's job. However, she goes to work in a limo late at night so I'm pretty sure she's a Professional Party Guest.
These two nerds love to read.
Professional Party Guest confirmed. I've played enough of them to know the chance cards.
MONEY. NOW THEY CAN BUY PAINTINGS AND STUFF
OH BOY GENERATION 2/ORANGE IS INCOMING
I hit random, of course.
Just one! A girl, Marigold, who is unceremoniously dumped on the nice, hard kitchen floor.
wtf are you reading
Ada fucking loves this thing.
Oh my god you are so bad at this whole feeding yourself thing
You're also bad at feeding the baby!!
I'm pretty sure she's never even interacted with Marigold lol
She figured out that she can get leftovers out of the fridge!!
That's not a food baby
Marigold's birthday! Now she can somewhat convey her needs!
Adorable! Although she might be a facial clone of Ada D:
Her's is not a happy toddlerhood lmao
But at least now Ada acknowledges her existance!
Although I think Ada may be regretting doing so.
Anyone want to supervise the toddler? Anyone at all?
Oh no, guess not. Because this is going on.
BRILLIANT. YOU HAVE FAILED SO FAST, ADA. SO SO FAST.
What a caring wife
Ok I was not expecting a breakdown in my first update but here we are
I don't think that psychiatrist was very helpful lmao
I put a stereo in the kitchen to prevent food pass outs.
Oh yessss Crimson FINALLY got her LTW job. I was afraid it would never come up.
This is her 3rd pass out of the update chrIST
While Ada was being useless I had Crimson teach Marigold to talk.
Success! Maybe she won't be a total brat of a kid.
But with one of her mothers currently doing this, I don't think I'd blame her if she was.
Crimson: So while you were talking to a goddamn paper cup, I taught our daughter that you've only interacted with once to talk.
FINALLY LETS GET THIS FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER THANK GOD
Another single birth! A boy, Cashew. And that ends the update.
ISBI STAT TIME
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0