||[Dec. 8th, 2016|05:29 pm]
It's been a while since I last updated so here's a quick recap of the last update
-Niobe became a werewolf.
-Darcy had trouble figuring out how to feed himself
-Niobe became not a werewolf because her wolfiness somehow erased her eyebrows and face spots
-Lucius got a couple of promotions
-Chaya had a birthday and rolled fortune/pleasure. She got a date from the matchmaker who turned out to be an adult so that didn't go well. But she ended up getting her first kiss and going steady with a "friend" from school whose name I forget.
-Darcy flirted a bit but didn't get as far as Chaya
-The Blackmoths moved into a new house
-Minu read some smut at the tender age of 10
-They got a new cat, named Meowbucket. Jerkface and Meowbucket had two kittens
-Niobe got a promotion
-Minu and Nevena became teens. Nevena rolled knowledge/pleasure and Minu rolled family/grilled cheese
All the kids get along which is kind of boring tbh. I want/need drama.
Jerkface: *screams about nothing in the manner of cats*
Honestly...that face is the face you make if you want to let the ladies know you're a creep Darcy. Don't do it.
Chaya: So I heard all legacies need at least one pearl necklace joke to be considered valid
She does this a lot.
You know what...I don't want to know how that works.
Minu's other favorite hobby besides checking herself out is being rude to people for no apparent reason.
Well, there might have been a reason but I played this in September so if there was, I forgot it.
I think this is the first bathtub piracy of the legacy!!
Lucius is one promotion away from their LTW. Good job buddy.
Lucius please turn around and discipline your children!!! THAT IS NOT OK, SHE IS IN HER UNDERWEAR. WHO AT MAXIS HAD INNAPPROPRIATE FEELINGS FOR THEIR SIBLING????
I sent the kids out to get cell phones and handheld video games since they wouldn't stop fucking rolling wants for them. I come to regret this.
I was just lounging here and bandicam went off, I'm not a model~
I never play the entire teen agespan, it's just too long. I'd install the 8 day teens mod but I heard it messes with ACR so instead they just get sent to UNI or aged up 8-10 days into them being a teen. That's a long explanation for why Darcy is off to college at the moment.
Cool threads Niobe
Minu being a family sim wouldn't stop crying about wanting a date. So I called the matchmaker and spent about half of their family funds on a date for her.
ONLY TO GET ANOTHER ADULT. SHE'S PRETTY BUT NO. NO.
I decided to let the date preceed anyways.
It didn't really go well.
She stuck around to smustle though! Because that's sort of all their guests ever want to do.
Obligatory building a snow man shot
Lucius is confused by a great many things. Like Don't Wake The Llama...
and also stairs
The kittens grew up and look almost exactly the same!
This. This is why I regret getting them those handheld games. They whip them out in the stupidest places and play them for HOURS.
Wait. How are you not dead?
Jerkface sings the song of her people.
Don't worry, it's not a pimple. Just your alien face spots.
Chaya's off to college!!
lmao you can't use one of the other 5 cat beds??
I don't know why I sent Niobe to the grocery store but OF COURSE Whisper was there and had to talk to her. I say this like I didn't add him as a townie for the specific purpose of getting him in this legacy.
that looks painful
Look I really don't know what you thought would happen when you attempted to pet a fucking skunk.
Minu is failing
But Nevena got an A+!!
It doesn't matter though because they're both off to college.
YA Darcy, who is heir #1
YA Minu who was almost heir #2 but I changed my mind
YA Nevena who was never really in the running because she's sort of boring.
And YA Chaya who is heir #2. Yes I did double heirs because I hate myself.
HELLO GORGEOUS DORMIE PLS COME BE IN MY LEGACY
Oh good, Darcy found the Excercise Bike of Doom and Death
They haven't even been here a day! Who did this?? THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS
Don't get too excited, all she did was take pictures with her. ACR 2.0 and my game don't seem to get along, aka there's never much ACR'ing going on with anyone. So I eventually (like 2 gens later) just reinstalled the original ACR
I...I don't think she is listening
Why are you crying?
Oh. Oh good. No ants, just cockroaches. My favorite.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE JUST ROACHES AND THEY'RE DEAD NOW STOP CRYING AND GO TAKE A SHOWER
Darcy was also the first to discover the beer keg and promptly got wasted all by himself
Who is this douchebag? Why is that douchebag facial hair the ONLY one that spawns on dormies and townies?
I don't know where the picture of him actually dying went but somehow Douchey Facial Hair dude starved to death?? How could this have happened I certainly had nothing to do with that whatsoever. Anyways, apparently his corpse stinks.
His replacement is gorgeoussssss
They're in a shitty Maxis dorm right now but I built them a new one that they move into before the end of their college years.
u ok?? you might want to get that checked out. looks painful
Chaya kept crying about not earining any money so I had her work in the cafeteria. I don't think she liked it lmao
I used the hacked crystal ball to get some dates, Minu's highest match was this bartender. Since I try not to marry in NPCs, this is fine. She can have her.
Nevena's highest match was Lumos. Who IS eligible for marrying into the legacy so she can bang him all she wants but it won't turn into anything serious.
Then this happened out of fucking nowhere?? People just do NOT like Minu.
But I hate that particular Maxis sim anyways because he's ugly so I smited him with the batbox for being a dick.
You're cute and all but in my game you're a teen so what are you doing just wandering into a dorm? Do you even know anyone here???
Minu never wants to do any schoolwork, but she DOES want to be friends with her professor which boosts grades so she tries to do that. And it doesn't go well.
Aaaand I shall leave you all with this stunning display of competence. Thanks for reading!